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The “One”

August 27, 2012

How’s this for apocalyptic literature.

This was written by a pastor’s wife in biblical prose as a
commentary of current events. It is brilliant.




And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of
the land
Called America ,

</>having lost their morals, their initiative, and
their
Will to defend their
liberties,

chose as their Supreme Leader that Person known as “The
One.”


He emerged from the
vapors with a message that had no meaning;

but HeHypnotized the people telling them, “I am
sent to save you.”

My lackof experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous
ego,

and myAssociation with evil doers are of no
consequence.

I shall save youwith Hope and Change.

Go, therefore, and proclaim
throughout the
Land that he who preceded me

is evil, that he has defiled
the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed.

And the people
rejoiced,

For even though they knew not what “The One” would do, he had
promised

that it was good; and they believed.

And “The One” said ” We live
in
The greatest country in the
world.

Help me change everything about it!”

And the people said,
“Hallelujah! Change is good!”

Then He said, “We are going to tax the rich
fat-cats.”

And thePeople said “Sock it to them!”

“And redistribute their
wealth.”

Andthe people said, “Show us the money!”

And the he said,
“Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody..”


And Joe the plumber
asked, “Are you kidding me?

You’re going toSteal my money and give it to the deadbeats??”

And “The One”ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe’s
personal

records were hacked and publicized.

One lone reporter asked,
“Isn’t that Marxist policy?”

And she wasbanished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked,
“With no foreign relations experience and having

zero military experience or
knowledge, how will you deal with Radical terrorists?”

And “The One” said, “Simple.
I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them

how nice we really are; and
they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!”

And the people said,
“Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons

Into free cars for the
people!”

Then “The One” said “I shall give 95% of you lower
taxes.”

And one, Lone voice said, “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY
taxes.

“So “The One” Said, “Then I shall give you some of the taxes
the fat-cats pay!”

And the people said, “Hallelujah! Show us the
money!”

Then “The One” said, “I shall tax your Capital Gains when you
sell your homes!”

And the people yawned and the slumping housing market
collapsed.

And He said. “I shall mandate employer-funded health care for
every worker

and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every Person unlimited
healthcare

and medicine and transportation to the Clinics.”

(And no Muslim shall pay for
their share of healthcare.)

And the people said, “Give me some of that!”

Then he said, “I shall
penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.”

And the people said, “Where’s
my rebate check?”

Then “The One” said, “I shall bankrupt the coal industry
and

Electricity rates will skyrocket!”

And the people said, “Coal is
dirty, coal is evil, no more coal!

But we don’t care for that part about higher electric
rates.

So “The One” said, �Not to worry. If Your rebate isn’t enough
to cover

your expenses, we shall bail you out.

Just sign up with the ACORN
and you troubles are over!”

Then He said, “Illegal immigrants feel scorned and
slighted.

Let’s grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education,
free lunches,

Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed
housing…

” And the people said, “Hallelujah!” and they made him
king!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs
and ever-higher taxes,

raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave
up and went out of business

and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a
cliff.

The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
crawl.

and more of the people were without a means of
support.


Then “The One” said, “I am the “the One”- The Messiah � and
I’m here To save you!

We shall just print more money so everyone will have
enough!”

But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. “Wait a
Minute. Your dollar is not worth

a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay

more…

And “The One” said, “Wait a minute. That is
unfair!!”

And the world said, “Neither are these other idiotic programs
you have embraced.

Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate
power.

Now you shall play by our rules!”

And the people cried out, “Alas, alas!! What have we
done?”

But yea, verily, it was too late.

The people set upon The One
and spat upon him and stoned him,

and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no
more;

and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter
or hope.

And the Change “The One” had given them was as like unto a
poison

that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed
all that they had built.


And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in
anguish,

“Give us back our nation and our pride and our
hope!!”

But it was too late, and their homeland was no
more.


You may think this a fairy tale, but it’s not. It’s happening
RIGHT NOW

THIS really tells it like it is.

After reading it — and before you go into the bathroom
to throw-up �

forward it to your friends and those you know who care
about our country

and what is happening to it under the rule
of
Commissar Obamanation.

P.S.Yeah, this is too true to be funny.. Tragic, but not
funny;

Tragic but true.

IF YOU CAN’T SEE THIS HAPPENING…. JUST RUB YOUR EYES
AND BLINK A FEW MORE TIMES REALLY GOOD.

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