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Could this really have happened?

August 19, 2014

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right
in the doorway.  I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went
about my business.While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor
boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street,
and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right
where I had left it.  It hadn’t moved itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed
anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with
all the media hype about how dangerous guns  are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Well, I’m off to check on my spoons.  I hear they’re making people fat.


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